23 March 2009

as my facebook status so immaculately puts it:

i am a shallow jerk of a calculus packet copier moocher who spends money on trivial cheesecake-y things.

it's true. today, whilst driving my humble automobile, i had a revelation about myself and my attitude towards my life as it stands currently, thus opening my eyes a bit more than they already are bulging.

just kidding.

about that eye part, the rest is accurate.

moreover, i am forming a stomach and i HATE IT. it's all this horrible food i'm eating, rich in fatty nutrients (an oxymoron) and etc. this has to change. i must maintain my perfect trim-ness.

i need to get my grades solidified in a's this last week.




I AM A JERK!
ugh.

1 comment:

  1. Always know your attitude towards life.

    I remember that packet, and I still have it actually, and I too copied off someone.

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